HEP - 24 - It's Dicks All the Way Down

This week the guys round out Mockbuster Month with the stunning Civil War documentary, Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies. Then Tony mentions a spider whose bite induces a boner that can kill you and for the rest of the episode...let's just say if you mapped out the wave-form we're pretty sure it'd penis-shaped.

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Dan Carlin

Railguns

Final Blackout

1000 Ways to Die

Brazillian wandering spider (aka the Death by Boner spider)

Catch wrestling

Black Keys

Ruby Gloom (that kids' show that Albert is definitely, 100%, not into. He swears. *cough*)

Original painting of pro-wrestler Abra- "The Hammer" Lincoln aka The Emancipator by Jeromy Taylor. Check out  Jeromy's hilarious Youtube video chronicling Lincoln's wrestling career here. (Used by permission)

HEP - 20 - Another Way You Can Die

This week finds Al failing at the junkyard with his dinky red toolbag and Tony at therapy after his beloved Broncos hear a rapping at their chamber door. Will the guys pull it together for long enough to talk about dueling serial killers, the faith of evil men, and The Bleeding House? Tune in* and find out!

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Broncos vs. Ravens

How to Live Safely in aScience Fictional Universe by Charles Yu

Hardcore History Podcast

Following

Brick

The Brother's Bloom

Sucker Punch

Zack Snyder

Looper

Rian Johnson

Lost

The Walking Dead

Benedict Cumberbatch

Next week, the guys dig into the reality bending noir film Dark City. Don't miss it.

HEP - 11 - Arnold Toynbee is Alive and Well on Jupiter

This week, Tony and Al philosophize about the fountain of youth as they unpack the documentary Resurrect Dead: The Mystery of the Toynbee Tiles; then Al talks about why it wasn't worth it to go and see Skyfall while beleaguered by mononucleosis. Also, the guys reveal that the thing they're really thankful for is not having to experience the Russian front of World War II.

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Watch Resurrect Dead on Netflix.
Blindsight by Peter Watts (a free download!)
The Hardcore History Podcast.
[Some fourth item I'm probably forgetting right now]

Next week, we'll be discussing House of the Devil.

(If you get the reference made in the title of this podcast you are one of the awesome).

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HEP - 9 - Tunnel Trading Takes Focus

Self sacrifice may be noble, but so is knowing what you are getting out of the deal. This week, we review the horror flick Absentia, which is available on Netflix. It's a pretty damn grim movie, so the weak of heart should beware.

Also, we pimp several other podcasts, such as noted horror podcast The Drabblecast and Nightmare Magazine. Both of which can be found on iTunes and so on.

After that, Al and Tony drop into the distant past and talk about historical arson courtesy of Dan Carlin and his Hardcore History podcast. We learn why you never kill one of Ghengis Khan's messengers, and what Julius Ceasar used to conquer the known world and finish off the waning republic.

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